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There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

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charlienerdd:

ianisleet:

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

I don’t get it someone help plz

charlienerdd:

ianisleet:

barricadefairytales:

loveprideanddeepfriedchicken:

I think I’ll try defining gravity

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

I don’t get it someone help plz

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spookynewsies:

heathers + musical numbers

Lifeboat
I float in a boat in a raging black ocean
Low in the water and nowhere to go
The tiniest lifeboat with people I know
Cold, clammy, and crowded; the people smell desperate
We’ll sink any minute so someone must go

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obsidian-order:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

obsidian-order:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

once when i was little i gave my mum a bowl full of buttons and she got really into pretending it was real food. when she asked me ‘is it soup?’, i turned around, and with the most disapproving glare just went ‘no. it’s buttons’.

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10/18/2014
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somanyfeelingssolittletime:

do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

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geeksingarters:

thecostumedesigner:

a-bucket-of-shit:

katypotterhead7:

avatar-14:

unfayzable:

wretched-:

theartofknightjj:

still hot.

oh my god the bEAST

eric

Eugene

Aladdin is looking down his fucking shirt

Hercules looks so awkward

This . I like it.

I didn’t know I needed this until I saw it

geeksingarters:

thecostumedesigner:

a-bucket-of-shit:

katypotterhead7:

avatar-14:

unfayzable:

wretched-:

theartofknightjj:

still hot.

oh my god the bEAST

eric

Eugene

Aladdin is looking down his fucking shirt

Hercules looks so awkward

This . I like it.

I didn’t know I needed this until I saw it

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"Your stare was holden…"

clarkkentstarkid:

epitomeofnerd:

what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter:

okiswonderful:

pondsflyaway:

time-turnings:

only-joking-iamfred:

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Richter’s skin was showing

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Lauren was rolling

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Where do you think you’re going, Jaime?

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Hey, Moses met you!

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Aladdin’s crazy!

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And Tootsie’s dumber

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So call me, baby!

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♔ disney meme

↳ [1/8] characters: Kronk

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